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I like puppies. BPD. Message me!!

rightfully-southern:
“This still fucking cracks me up
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rightfully-southern:

This still fucking cracks me up

carnival-phantasm:
“It’s more of a pussy out kind of year
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carnival-phantasm:

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

ruinedchildhood:
“  ”

penis-hilton:

goddessofidiocy:

what will future historians do with this 

i’ve literally never been on such a rollercoaster

chemistrylesbian:

someone: ahaha zoning out much? anyone home??? haha

me, dissociating: What

nauticx:

WHAT HIGHLIGHTER IS THIS???

bellygangstaboo:

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe

bradtitt:
“ i logged into my old twitter account and my only follower is corbin bleu
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bradtitt:

i logged into my old twitter account and my only follower is corbin bleu 

paradisiak:
“ anosci:
“ itsxandy:
“ disneymoviesandfacts:
“ According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney...

paradisiak:

anosci:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

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Everyone forgets about Atlantis and it makes me sad. That movie is a masterpiece!

tastefullyoffensive:
“ (via lifeincartoon)
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coelasquid:
“ skylorde:
“ livinmokotory:
“ adhdalistair:
“ penisennui:
“ (via Justin Jorgensen)
“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like...

coelasquid:

skylorde:

livinmokotory:

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen)
“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

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i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

eroscestlavie:

wittgensteinsmister:

eroscestlavie:

my mental state is like kevin 

explain

spacey